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Wanking Guide: Tiny Dick DIRTY TALK Show me your pathetic little thing! Blimey, it’s tiny. Do you wank it with a pair of tweezers? Don’t say a word! There’s no other way, is there? I’d be

Jerk-off guide: Mini-willy DIRTY TALK Show me your pathetic little thing! Phew, it’s tiny. Do you jerk it off with a pair of tweezers or something? Don’t say a word! There’s no other way about it. If I were you, I’d be embarrassed to call such a pathetic little thing my own. You want to wank it? That thing? It’s not going to work anyway. Where’s your application? These instructions are for those with small ones. Feel free to have a look and just send me a photo of your little marble. Best wishes, Bea