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Jerk-off guide: Mini-penis DIRTY TALK

Show me your pathetic little thing! Blimey, it’s tiny. Do you jerk it off with a pair of tweezers or something? Don’t say a word! There’s no other way, is there? If I were you, I’d be embarrassed to call such a pitiful little thing my own. You want to wank it? That thing? It’s not going to work anyway. Where’s your application? These instructions are for those with the small ones. Feel free to have a look and just send me a photo of your little marble. Best wishes, Bea