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Pizza for S*x! Cheeky pizza delivery lad rips me off with extra sauce

Yeah, I was hungry – it does happen sometimes :P So I quickly placed an order and paid online – I thought it’d be a piece of cake. Fat chance. The doorbell rang and there was this unfriendly pizza delivery bloke standing there, asking for money – even though I’d already paid for the pizza. Oh well, I’ll let him in first – I’m sure I’ve got some change lying about. Then he just grabbed my bum – how cheeky is that!!! But I was hungry, so what was I supposed to do? I didn’t want him to take the pizza back. And there was even a free Bosse on top – if you know what I mean Will you bring me a pizza sometime too???? ;)