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I’ll show you how to have a shag!!! Better to have a shag than play games

Oh come on, you don’t really want to spend the whole day slumped in front of the telly playing games – surely there are better games out there? You’d be better off playing with me – we’d both get something out of it and it’s fun :) Especially me – and you can’t beat me anyway, you’ll be ‘Game Over’ in no time when you’re up against me :P So put that controller down – pressing my buttons is way cooler!!!