Mirror, mirror on the wall... who's the hottest farmer in the country?

from Little Princess Hedi

I really put in the effort and stood completely naked in front of the mirror. The camera is behind me, and you can see me from every angle, completely without any annoying clothes. When the stupid mirror wouldn't answer me, I thought I'd have to step it up a bit... so I just took care of myself right there in front of the mirror. Now who's going to clean up the mess? Maybe you, with your tongue?