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Where’s the extra-thick sausage on my pizza? The pizza delivery driver’s to blame.

I was really fancying some lovely, thick sausage, so I ordered my special pizza from my favourite pizzeria. But instead of the owner, a temporary staff member turned up, and the bloke simply forgot the extra-thick sausage! Luckily, I knew what to do – I found a very tempting sausage in his trousers and just popped that one into my mouth instead. I even got a large helping of sauce to go with it!