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WARNING: watch out for this Christmas market wanker!

All I can remember is standing at the Christmas market on Berlin’s Alexanderplatz, waiting for a friend… then a man came up, bought me a schnapps, and suddenly everything started spinning and I felt an awful heat between my thighs… then I came round, walked through the crowd by the TV Tower with my face covered in spilt drink and sore lips, and my p***y was hurting terribly. SOMETHING SO INCREDIBLE MUST HAVE HAPPENED TO ME RIGHT THERE AT THE CHRISTMAS MARKET... OMG, this video was in my letterbox today, burnt onto a CD... I’m scared to watch it!!! Blimey, just look at the scam this wretched wanker’s pulling... I don’t even want to know how many innocent girls he’s managed to trick with that. It’ll surely be in the papers soon!