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Smaller Than My Lolipop SPH

You already know the photo was not impressive. I kept it anyway, then set a joke-size candy beside the memory of it and let the truth do the work. This is amused SPH, not a tantrum. I am sweet with what behaves, and I am very clear about what does not. You will sit in look-don't-touch denial while I enjoy the pink little stand-in, k1ll every excuse you typed, and decide you are still mine without letting you pretend you are more than this. Shrink if you need to. That is the honest part. Buy it and watch yourself lose to sugar.