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Revenge on my flatmate’s old hag

Revenge on my neighbour’s old hag This is mad – just because some old woman’s husband looks at me, she starts chatting me up and making a move on me – it’s absolutely crazy. But it wasn’t for nothing, because revenge, for me, isn’t sweet – it’s hot. I bumped into the bloke again later downstairs outside the hotel whilst he was having a smoke and told him that if he fancied it, he could pop round to my room. When I gave him my room number, it turned out he was actually in the room next door – ha ha. Anyway, he actually turned up and must have told her he needed to go and get some cigarettes and would have another one downstairs. Oh yeah, this is going to be fun – in no time at all I’ll grab her bloke and give him a proper seeing-to. Yeah, you really shouldn’t mess with a horny chick. What was even better was that later he texted me to say his old bird had told him that whoever was in the room next door must have been having a right go at it, and she’d heard the bed creaking. Brilliant...