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Nylon plumber f**k!

There was a leak by the sink in my kitchen, so I called out a plumber. When he arrived, I showed him the problem, which he sorted out in no time. When he’d finished, I asked him if he’d like a coffee, and he said yes. Then I told him we could have a bit of fun whilst the coffee was brewing. ‘Sure, I’d love to,’ he said – he wasn’t averse to the idea. I was wearing a Nylos with a small hole in it :)