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Neighbourly help! C******e instead of salt!

All of a sudden, there’s a knock at the door! Huh? Way too early for my date. Hmm, let’s see who it is. It was the neighbour; he’d run out of salt. Well, I suppose he liked the sight of me standing there in just my dressing gown. I could tell that clearly from the bulge in his trousers. Of course, I wasn’t going to let that opportunity slip by! I quickly cancelled my date and snagged him. Before he gets any salt from me, I want a c******e!