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Blimey! ‘A nice neighbour,’ she said!

Blimey! ‘A nice neighbour,’ she said! Everyone’s got a friend or neighbour they trust in case they’ve locked themselves out and left their keys there. Anyway, I come home, I’m about to get changed, and there’s my neighbour lying in my bed – naked, no less – I nearly fell over. I told him to please leave, but what does he do? He starts whingeing that he wants a go with me too, just like all the others, and begs for it. Well, it was kind of cute, so I let him talk me round and had a go with him – seriously, lads. Violently! Nice neighbour, you say! Everyone has a friend or another bloke who’s just taken his hat off. Every time I come home, I’m moved to see my neighbour in bed – and he fell for it straight away. I thought it might be a good thing, and I reckon there’s a problem there too, though I suppose it’s a different matter. Well, it was kind of cute, so I let him talk me round and had a shag. Guys.