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P**sed in the furniture shop!!

You probably already know that I can be a proper bastard sometimes. But have I gone too far this time? What do you reckon? I was in a furniture shop and really needed to go to the loo. Only there wasn’t one anywhere nearby in that bloody shop… So what was I supposed to do? I just couldn’t hold it any longer, so right there amongst all the shelves I simply pulled down my trousers and knickers and had a wee right in the middle of the display... I suppose I won’t be going to heaven now...