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Hey mate, there are times when I go a bit over the top. That’s when I go out on the prowl. Sometimes I need a bit of a wild time. I deliberately drive into the dark

Hey lad, sometimes I have moments when I go a bit over the top. Then I go out on the prowl. Sometimes I need a bit of a wild time like that. I deliberately head into the darkest alleys in the neighbourhood and pick up a bloke. Usually the dodgy sort. People like that ground me. I tend towards high-risk behaviour because there are two sides to me. The good and the bad. This time, it’s the bad. But in the moment, I just think it’s great. This time I’ve made up my mind: today, you’re going to let your hair down! And I went out with a really funny bloke... Deep down, I feel increasingly drawn to ‘lost people’. Because: we speak the same language. I’ve rarely met such a funny character, and I got completely swept up in his gangster world. We lived in luxury and ordered food like there was no tomorrow… and somehow didn’t eat a thing. The next day, the hotel room looked as if 100 elephants had trampled through it. Oh dear! I was shocked. The stupid thing about the whole situation was actually that the bloke had been with me all night and then gone and stolen from me, leaving me sitting there on my own… And suddenly there was a knock at the door: ‘Hang on,’ I thought to myself, ‘who on earth could that be?’ It was the hotel manager. And there I was, without my wallet and completely lost. What do you think I got up to this time? Stay tuned. That one nearly backfired....