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A different take on cucumber salad

Of course, I gave it a proper go first. To be honest, though, it was the cucumber that took me for a ride, not the other way round. Those bumps on the cucumber really pack a punch. It was more intense than I’d expected. Naturally, I squirted all over my bed whilst I was being taken. What else would you expect? Look how my leg’s shaking afterwards. I’m absolutely over the moon. The topping’s sorted, but now I just need to do the rest. The salad dressing and onions are ready. Of course, I ate it straight away. Delicious