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FLOP OF THE DAY?? This is really getting a bit too cheap!!!

What a load of rubbish!!! Can’t you trust anyone anymore? I don’t know whether to be disappointed, shocked or happy about what I’ve just been through!!! It was really just an advert on the internet and I needed some new chairs! Have I really just been ripped off in the cheapest way imaginable? This can’t possibly be true! I mean, who on earth would be so brazen as to open the door in their boxer shorts with a hard-on, just to sell their stuff? But that wasn’t all! Is the whole thing just a stupid hoax? Well, instead of new furniture, I’m apparently getting a bareback f**k and a c******e!!! There’ll be blowjobs and licking too, of course! Then he spits on my wet slit and even pleasures my arsehole with his tongue!!! So an intense rimjob’s included? I can’t believe it – what a fucking shindig!