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SIMPLY THE REAL AVI… YOU CAN FOLD ME UP LIKE A PIECE OF HAND LUGGAGE!! 100% REAL 100% Avi

Well, here I am again, and it looks like you’re back online too. Well, what can I say? You have good days and bad days in life. Today’s a bit of a gloomy day for me – that’s just how I am, 100 per cent genuine – and you can’t always be waiting around in suspenders, can you? Yeah, yeah, you rascal, I know you’d love that *fg* BUUTTT what’s better for lifting a gloomy mood than just getting up to a bit of mischief with you? … I’m never too good for that ;) And I absolutely have to show you something – I can be folded up and then just popped into your hand luggage. :p You haven’t booked any holidays for the near future, have you? So you can take me with you, can’t you? Then the sun will finally be shining again – do you miss that too?