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A close call

Linda puts them to the test: A close call – thick toys in a tight rosebud Whether plastic, glass, small or large… Chief Tester Linda puts them through their paces for you. Linda knows no limits. What’s a sore, stretched backside after all that a**l fucking and pounding when, in the end, the test winner is decided? You’ll need as many plugs and other a**l toys as you want to test. To do this, please put on your shorts with the zip in the crotch, and you’ll need your white lab coat and clipboard. You’ll also need a tablet or laptop on which one of your other videos can be played. This will later serve as a wank aid for you and as an active background for this video. You’ll also need another vibrator and, of course, your ‘orgasm rocket’. The standard vibrator is for use during the product test, and the ‘orgasm rocket’, naturally, is for the finale, so that you can come. Enter the test lab. The tablet is positioned facing the camera with the screen turned off, and the test items are lined up in plain view. You pan the camera over them once more and check the technical details on the clipboard. You feel them over and make a note of their texture, length, thickness and perhaps whether they’ll fit in your mouth. Let’s get on with the test. Put on a video, massage your tits, unzip your trousers, reach between your legs and get your p***y all worked up. Get comfortable with the test items. Suck on them, let them slide down your tits and slip into your p***y first. After that, they can go into your arse. F**k your arse with the toy. Grab a vibrator and work on your p***y. But you mustn’t come just yet. After all, this is the first round. Test all the toys one after the other and take notes. Now it’s time to put your favourite through its paces once more. It has to prove its ability to give you an orgasm. Get yourself going, play with your tits and nipples. Slap your p***y and arse. You moan loudly with lust. Take your favourite toy, suck it and get it wet. F**k yourself hard with it in your tender arse. Massage your p***y hard with your hand. It’s time for the final test. Grab the orgasm rocket and bring yourself to climax. Write down the result, grin at the camera. Your final line: “I’m keeping that one inside for a bit!” Zip up, button up your lab coat, switch off the video on your tablet, and you leave the test studio. Before you go, turn your bum towards the camera, lift your lab coat briefly and give your bum a proper slap.