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Brazenly towed away

I’m on my way home after doing the shopping. The bags are really heavy – I haven’t been shopping for ages. A bloke from my neighbourhood comes walking towards me, so I ask him if he could help me carry them home. I offer to buy him a coffee in return straight away. It’s not far to go anyway, but maybe I can rope him in for a few more favours. No sooner said than done, and once we’ve got to my place – whilst I’m still pouring him his coffee – I can already feel his hand on my bum. Just don’t let on that I’m already raring to go again, like my neighbour’s dog Lumpi. Better let him think he’s the one who’s won me over. And I’m not disappointed either. He really gives it to me good and proper. That’s exactly what I’ve been needing for ages. Would you have been that cheeky with me too?