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The ‘In-House Massage’ in Mallorca – c******e included!

Every time I’m on my island, I book a ‘home massage’. I search online for a mobile masseur and have him come round. And time and again, I seem to find just the right one. Today a new masseur turned up whom I hadn’t met before, and I certainly made an impression on him. It’s brilliant how he gets straight down to business when massaging my legs and thighs, but see for yourselves….