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ORGANIC VEGETABLES ARE DRIVING ME CRAZY!!! If only the cashier had known what I was planning to do with that cucumber :D

Hey there, I was out doing my weekly shop today and thought I’d just take you along for the ride… Because Avi’s on a mission – I’ve somehow taken a fancy to the cucumbers :D Such lovely, big, plump ones they had there… I just quickly whipped out my mobile to show you the selection. Choosing toys is something that needs careful thought, isn’t it?! Which of the cucumbers would you have gone for – small and chunky, or long and thin? And it’s pretty obvious they’re not just meant for eating… if the shop assistant’d known what I really intended to do with them :D How do you like them best?