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Baroque palace defiled – someone has p**sed in the stairwell!

Blimey, the lecture’s already started and I’m far too late. I frantically search for my mask by the door and ‘wash’ my hands. Then I’ve got to go, and there’s not a loo in sight. Not exactly the best start at my new uni. There really isn’t any time left to go looking for a loo. The corridors are quiet and, hidden away by the stairs, I doubt anyone will catch me any time soon. It would be a shame not to celebrate the new term properly. There’s hardly anyone about in the corridors, and hidden away by the stairs, I doubt anyone will spot me any time soon. The chilled sparkling wine is bubbling away and the puddles are turning into trickles. Marvellous! But now I’ve got to get a move on. Someone’s coming. Quick, pull up my trousers and make a run for it. In my haste, I forgot to dry myself off and now have to go to lecture with wet trousers. It was worth it anyway. At least I’m still in the academic quarter. Haha! #p**s #university #stairwell #brazen #barockschlossmannheim SHOW LESS