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That’s absolutely outrageous!!

On my cruise, I realised that a cute bloke from room service was always tidying up my cabin. Filled with lust thanks to the gorgeous weather, I thought I’d just wait until he came to clean my cabin and try to seduce him! No sooner said than done. The next time he was in my cabin, I just paraded around naked in front of him and encouraged him to join me in the shower. But that old bastard apparently has a different idea of what ‘showering’ means to me, so the pig just p**sed all over me. ‘OK,’ I thought to myself, ‘just play along – the main thing is he still gives you a proper go.’