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24-hour, 365-day orgasm emergency service

This is where pipes are laid, rosettes are dowelled and pussies are planed Another night shift at the Orgasm Emergency Service. Three emergencies so far and the night’s still young. Just like me. Athletic body, top-notch tits with nipples ready to be licked, and three holes ready for action. Underneath my work clothes, I wear whatever the clients ask for: hot lingerie and always a plug up my arse. You never know how serious the emergency might be. So the arsehole always has to be ready, so that any a**l drill can slide right in. The next emergency. A young woman this time, and her f**k machine won’t work. She’s standing there with a wet p***y and needs my help straight away. I get there in no time. Clipboard and toolbox slung over my arm, I rush to the flat. Very tastefully furnished. A fireplace, a f**k machine with a massive attachment, and the lady’s already really horny. She shows me the machine and has to head into the bedroom. She needs it right now and carries on wanking herself with her hand. I’m on my own. I open the toolbox and sort through the tools. I always have everything to hand: an orgasm rocket, nipple clamps and a ball gag. Now for the check-up, and what do I discover? The lady must have been squirting and caused a short circuit. So, fuse back in, a quick test, and it’s working. Time for the final test. I’m very thorough. Clothes off, plug slowly out, nipple clamps on and ball gag in my slutty mouth. I test all the modes in my arse and my p***y. What a brilliant bit of kit! My holes are being fucked and stretched. Amazing! Will this thing bring me to orgasm? Do I need my orgasm rocket? Just come along and be my assistant.