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The 18-year difference between ‘fucking’, ‘shagging’ and ‘pimping’ explained

The 18-year difference between ‘fucking’, ‘shagging’ and ‘pimping’ explained The other day, my 18-year-old neighbour rang my doorbell and told me he didn’t know anything about women or s*x, and that he had a date in two hours. He asked what the difference was between ‘fucking’, ‘shagging’ and ‘pimping’. I thought the lad needed a bit of a warm-up. So I showed him what the difference is. I fucked him, then I ‘vögelte’ him, and he ‘pimperte’ me until he came, so he wouldn’t mess it up the first time. And what’s the moral of the story? There’s no difference. Hehehe 18-year-old’s confusion over ‘f**k’ and ‘screw’ Recently, my 18-year-old neighbour rang my doorbell and told me he’s clueless about women and s*x, and he’s got a date in two hours. He asked what the difference is between ‘fucking’ and ‘screwing’. I thought the lad needed a bit of a warm-up. So I showed him what the difference is. I fucked him, then I fucked him, and he banged me until he’d come, so he wouldn’t mess it up the first time. And what’s the moral of the story? There’s no difference. Hehehe