Oh great. What a complete loser!

from LeaStern

So I invited the new neighbor over, and he confessed that he's totally into watersports. Of course, I didn't need to be asked twice. I stood over him and peed on his cock. Naturally, he wanted more, so I rode him. It wasn't long before he turned me around, and after just a few thrusts, he came inside me. You should see how it ran out of me. What a quickie! Could you have held out any longer?