The janitor f**ks me in his office.

from Wet-Wonder

I just wanted to grab a Coke at the university and the janitor recognized me. Since the Coke machine was supposedly empty, he offered to give me one from his office. Because I was really craving it, I went along. But what happened next had little to do with a Coke. I think it was just a pretext to lure me into his office. What an asshole! Did I end up getting a drink after all? See for yourselves. Wet regards, your Wet Wonder