WTF!! What's going on here?? He's cheating on his wife!?!

from TinyEmily

I was only visiting for a short time. My girlfriend just wanted to pop out and get something for the salad. I thought I'd start chopping the cucumbers. Her lazy boyfriend was lounging around on the sofa watching football again. Suddenly he stood up. It must have been halftime and I just thought to myself, he probably just wants to get a blonde from the fridge. Not that he wants a brunette... Me!!! He just like that. He reached under my top. He kneaded my tits. He didn't really want to cheat on his wife with me, did he??? Even though I'd wanted to f****ck him for a long time, that wasn't right, my head told me. But my m****i said something different. She was already wet at the thought of it. Come on, shove your cucumber in my wet f***!!! Would you cheat on your wife with me??