"JACK-ASS" in the truest sense of the word // Rolling the short straw

from SUE NOVA

Here's my own interpretation of Jackass. Find six personal items, not your average, run-of-the-mill things like a pen or a carrot. In this case, a stapler, an umbrella, and so on. Then roll the dice—in the face or in the ass? Of course, very Sue-like—> often drew the ass card, er, rolled the dice… And then straight into the ass… Have fun with my own interpretation of "Jackass," plus an extra item: "What ends up in the ass?" I winced, but see for yourselves :-D