Absolute cheek!

from Sari-Sander

On my cruise I noticed that a cute guy from room service always gets my cabin in shape. Rattled by the great weather, I thought I'd just wait until he cleaned my room and try to get him around! Thought, done. The next time he was in my room, I just wiggled around naked in front of him and encouraged him to come into the shower with me. But the old bastard apparently understands showering differently than I do and so the pig just p**s all over me. Ok, I thought to myself, play along, the main thing is that he does it properly for you.