Neighbor f**ks me on the stairs

from PiaPopp

As if my new neighbor would only drop by for some coffee creamer?!? But that's the excuse he's using to ring my doorbell right now. I noticed him watching from behind the curtain, watching to see when my boyfriend left. If he'd only been after the coffee creamer, he could have asked earlier. But whatever, I'm not complaining, since I've been wanting his own cream for a while now. And I'm sure I'll get a nice load of it soon. His pants are bulging quite a bit, as I just noticed. What excuse would you use to show up at my place? I'm into imaginative men!