C******E! Boys*****z Neighbor helps out with (his) eggs

from Mara-Martinez

Damn! Just as I started baking, I realized I didn't have any eggs at home. Then I remembered that a cute young guy had just moved in next door. I quickly texted him to ask if he could lend me some eggs. Five minutes later, he was there with loads of them. My savior! I already know how I'm going to show my gratitude... well, admittedly, the first time I saw him, I knew I wanted to devour him! Besides his big eggs, he even brought loads of cream for me ;) #c******e