P**i break in the forest! Has anyone seen this?

from Maja-Meer

At the moment I want to get my body in shape, so I'm going out into the forest every day and jogging a bit. When I started running today, I noticed that I had a slight pressure in my abdomen. Oh no, I wish I'd gone to the toilet quickly at home! Well, I'll get through it somehow, I thought. Now I'm walking through the forest and every time I go up and down, the pressure increases. When I take a short break to catch my breath and do a few squats, I realize that I'm not going to make it home. So I quickly take off my leggings, but I'm so scared that someone might see me that I just can't let go. I try to relax because I'm really feeling the pressure. Then I can finally let it go. Wow! What a relaxed feeling. My bladder actually felt like it had at least 2 liters in it. I was a little disappointed when I saw how much was coming out. And then I didn't even have anything to wipe it off with. What do I do now? Tell me what you would have done :* Kiss, Maja