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😈 The toughest product test of my life
Linda Asphalt Girl
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Today is a very special inspection day: The dildo testing association has announced its arrival to put a new set of ceramic dildos through their paces. The inspector accompanies me to the testing laboratory – my bedroom. After a brief greeting, I show him the test objects and show him to his station. From there, he has a perfect view of the entire testing procedure. Naturally, the work environment is checked first. I present my "work clothes" and ensure that all the requirements for a proper quality inspection are met. The inspector examines everything very closely and finally gives the green light for the test series. Now the two ceramic dildos are thoroughly inspected. Workmanship, shape, surface, and handling must meet the highest standards. After the initial tests, I explain to the inspector that both candidates have successfully passed the initial inspection and we can move on to the next stage. Before the actual practical test, all conditions must, of course, be optimally prepared. After all, the test should take place under realistic conditions. Only after everything is perfectly prepared does the inspector authorize the next testing phase. Now the real test begins. Both dildos are examined one after the other for comfort, handling, and practicality. I meticulously document every step and keep the tester informed of my findings. The series of tests becomes increasingly intensive, and the candidates must prove that they meet the high standards of the dildo testing association. But shortly before the end of the test, something unexpected happens: The tester forgets his professional role, thus committing a clear violation of the testing regulations. Naturally, such misconduct must have consequences. As the head of the test, I remind him who is in charge and restore order in the testing laboratory. After a brief but clear reprimand, he is allowed to continue the inspection under strict conditions. The final and decisive testing phase then follows. Once again, the dildos must demonstrate their capabilities. After a thorough final inspection, the result is in: ✅ Both ceramic dildos pass the test with flying colors. At the end of the inspection, each model officially receives the coveted seal of approval from the dildo testing association. But before the inspector is allowed to leave the laboratory, I take another look at him and realize: Perhaps he himself is also due for a technical inspection…
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