Was I really so evil that I had to have that?

from Leni Fuchs

My dear, I got a present and wanted to take you with me when I opened it. The card said, "Since I'm always so naughty, this is the perfect gift for me from Krampus." Okay, that scared me a little, but it gets even better. "Once I've baked it, I have to use it at least five times until my cheeks get redder." I had no idea what it was or how and where exactly I was supposed to use it. But hehe, I really liked it, hehe, is that bad?