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It’s gone completely off the rails! My perverse spring clean!

The sun’s slowly starting to come out more often, it’s getting warmer, the birds are chirping… and, sadly, my flat’s a right mess… So it’s time for my annual spring clean… and that includes digging out all the old rubbish from the cupboards and sorting it out… I’d completely forgotten that I had so many thick, hot bits and pieces lying about in my bedside table! And what do my eyes behold?! A magnificent specimen from my impressive dildo collection is still in its shrink-wrap and hasn’t been used yet! I’ve got to change that... right this minute! It’s way hotter than cleaning anyway ;)