STAR WARS SPECIAL! I am your stepmother!

from KiraKane

Luke, I'm your stepmother! No one in the vast expanse of the galaxy expected this revelation! But it's true - and what a hot piece of kit your stepmother is will make your jaw drop... I've been told that your ability to handle a lightsaber still has a lot of room for improvement... that's why you're getting a very, very special tutoring session today! Your sword will perform at its best! May the force be with you!