Get me pregnant! Potent boys wanted!

from KiraKane

This limp dick! ... my boyfriend hasn't been able to get it up in ages, and the sperm analysis I secretly ordered showed that his little swimmers are just blanks and would never fertilize me. I'm so frustrated! All I want is to carry a child and get a big load of sperm that actually makes something grow inside me! Can you help me??!! I know you two are like best friends, but nobody has to know about our little secret when I get pregnant. We'll just have a cuckoo's egg, and nobody will notice. I'm really desperate to find a potent guy, and you seem to be my last hope... So... do we have a deal?!