I'LL F**K MYSELF UNTIL IT DRIPS!!! The rustier the roof, the wetter the cellar!

from Jule Stern

Hello my sweetie, I'm on my way to the hairdresser to get a little makeover for you... No sooner said than done! Now they're very red... and I want to find out if the saying "the rustier the roof, the wetter the cellar" is true! I'll say this.... there's definitely something to it *fg* But see for yourself HOW wet...!!! What color should I try next?