BOTTLE F**K AND NIPPLE CLAMPS!!! MY USER MATCH MISSED THE BEST PART OF THE DATE

from Jule Stern

Hey, do you know that feeling when you get to know someone and you really like each other after writing beforehand, then you meet up and it just doesn't work out in real life anymore :D Well, that's how I felt today after my date. We've been writing to each other for a while and oh yes, let's be honest, after a certain point you don't just talk about daisies. And it all sounded really good so I was even a bit prepared. I got myself some champagne, put on some pretty shorts and hid one or two surprises underneath. And then none of it gets used? So I need to work off a bit of frustration first... and what's the best way to do that!?