As if I needed tutoring in sex education?!?

from Jule Stern

I recently dropped by a friend's house unannounced, and her math tutor was there. What a cute guy! I wanted to snag him too. As soon as I got home, I called him and asked if he could also tutor in biology, since I pretended I wasn't quite up to speed with sex education. Of course, he immediately agreed, and so here we are, having spent two hours cramming boring theory. What dry material, while I'm sitting here all wet next to him. But now I want to put what I've learned into practice on a real "subject," since I had him explain everything to me in detail, from s***a and fertilization to the actual act. I pretend that 'learning by doing' is the best way for me to absorb it, hehehe. I don't know if he believes me, but as you can see, he's not exactly putting up a fight. Would you have made yourself available to me in the same way if it would have improved my performance?