Vegetable F*ck

from Dafny Gomez

I bought a lot of fruit and vegetables at the weekly market. Actually for a soup and fruit salad. But first I wanted to find my favorites, i.e. which variety best serves my holes. After all, it's healthy to get vitamins straight into your p***y. You'll be surprised what I like best. The soup was also very well seasoned and tasted a bit like p***y, says Schatzi. If only he knew.