That cheeky big mouth is fucked up!

from Candysamira

I'd thrown a party and was chatting with a friend about a guy I find pretty cute. The next morning, I woke up early and was standing in the kitchen. Suddenly, he came downstairs—just in his shirt, no underwear—slapped my ass, and made it perfectly clear that he was planning to sleep with me. He'd apparently overheard our conversation. Well, I really screwed him over—even though he'd been talking a big game beforehand. 😊