Nasty! The neighbor slips over it and splashes inside.

from Candysamira

I'm having an affair with a married man from nearby. He was at my place all night and we had a wild time. In the morning, when he left, my neighbor must have seen him. I was sitting with a cup of coffee when the doorbell rang and my neighbor was standing there. I let him in, probably wanting to tell me something. He brazenly said that if nobody was supposed to know I was having an affair, I should let him have his way with me. I told him I'd already been having sex all night, and he said I didn't care. To keep it a secret, I let him have his way with me, and, as brazen as the neighbor is, he went on top of me again and even came inside me... the pig...